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1220jy19:00 1 May 12<@jY> pigs are my favorite animal
<@jY> i mean they turn anything they eat into bacon
1219enigma21:24 25 Apr 12 < drift> major threats happening >> 16:01 < drift> http://pastebin.com/it77tAvs >> 16:19 < [Randall]> i'm not sure why he's posting shit from february >> 16:22 < [Randall]> ....'Operation Cronjob'
1218znx00:42 17 Apr 12(+ enigma-) znx years since I did hardened :p
1217znx20:14 2 Apr 12(@ jY) he's caclulating his aim via regex's
1216znx19:12 29 Mar 12( bofh`) if I had quebecois tendencies I'd force it into a separate personality too
1215brewmster21:17 26 Mar 12<+Randall> well jY she is 4
1214flukex14:13 3 Feb 12<@kutzooi> oh, it's fuckmaster mc shitty white clownhorse ass jacket pubic face.
1213znx23:07 2 Feb 12(@ znx) did you shit on my chair kut?
(@ kutzooi) Hehe :-) ^*~@^*$^$*~@*$?*?
1212znx19:07 1 Feb 12(@ kutzooi) I'd microsoft his one.
1211brewmster20:19 26 Jan 12(+jY) is she that much of a baby that she calls her brother everytime you choke her?
1210znx17:21 20 Jan 12(@znx) kutzooi: do you have a little bit of scots in you?
(@kutzooi) No
(@znx) kutzooi: would you LIKE a little bit of scots in you?
1209znx22:40 18 Jan 12jY) so brewmster just remember if you win.. my daughter will go hungry for 2 days
jY) if you want that burden...
1208znx18:00 13 Jan 12(@johnny06) you are The CSS to my HTML
1207znx23:20 11 Jan 12(@ enigma-) we'll visit znx and shit =D
1206drift21:25 15 Dec 11<Randall> [Randall]: I have super porn
1205drift19:02 12 Dec 11<kutzooi> jets = gypsy-captain
1203znx19:13 5 Dec 11sh4d0w) backing up a 8GB ipad and the backup is upto 12GB now, fml
1202znx14:49 18 Nov 11* kutzooi bleaches Mark back with a faffing beer
<@znxster> faffin beer
<@znxster> you slut
<@kutzooi> faffin beer... feer in a vagina
1201znx21:10 13 Nov 11(+[Randall]) got my nuts kicked into my throat
((@ kutzooi) Yay! Pooped!
1200znx20:30 11 Nov 11(+ enigma-) i want to ram my arm elbow deep in britney spears
1199flukex01:45 28 Oct 11<@drift-> heh i think i grew up tonight :)
1198drift00:53 20 Oct 11<jY> nigger dropped chicken on my toe
1197drift23:36 14 Oct 11brewmster: "when he was a baby, i kissed his pee pee"
1196drift15:39 7 Oct 11am] <@jY> sup my niggas
1195jy17:21 30 Sep 11 <@jY> plus she will do better at watching the baby then i would - <@kutzooi> You know jY, watching the baby is much like making love to a beautiful woman.
1194znx23:53 26 Sep 11(@znx) kutzooi: are you dealing with these spammers for us?
(@kutzooi) More fun than a bucket of crap.
1193drift19:46 22 Sep 11znx sets mode: +b *!*marine@78.129.252.*
znx was kicked by linuxnoob (Banned)
1192drift22:34 13 Sep 11<enigma-> hmm should i piss before going to the store or just piss my pants on the way to the store
1191drift16:52 8 Sep 11<@brewmster> bake sale today
<+jY> you fag go have a cookie
1190drift22:14 22 Aug 11<@drift-> THERE HE IS!
<enigma-> watching titanic lol
<@drift-> LOL!
<@drift-> you have been demoted from PIC (partner in crime)
1189jy15:35 17 Aug 11<drift-> [10:13:45] its depressing to watch 2 idiots keep fucking up their $
1188brewmster16:06 4 Aug 11< drift-ip> Why? Cuz I'd win? <@brewmster> drift-ip: you realize we're talking about donkey punching your sister, right?
1187drift23:02 14 Jul 11<@jY> i mean drift would be a great senator
1186znx23:24 7 Jul 11znx) what would jY's penis do hard kut?
kutzooi) delete 'friends'
1185jy23:23 7 Jul 11* jY attacks bofh`` with his penis <kutzooi> bofh`` takes 1091 "damage" from jY's 'penis'
1183znx18:39 7 Jul 11<@jY> /msg kutzooi pass il0vedr1ftsSist3r
1182znx19:18 5 Jul 11drift-) i have a new goal, to save up enough to bang her
badger) horrible idea #203948203 ... by drift
1181znx23:42 30 Jun 11<drift-ip> My dick owns :)
1180znx00:04 30 Jun 11<@kutzooi> arrrgh my groin! now i only have 135910 left
<@kutzooi> look, here in this warehouse
1179znx18:54 27 Jun 11drift- joins #linux-support
<@kutzooi> oh, it's fuckmaster mc shitty white "clownhorse" ass "jacket" pubic face.
1178znx16:19 22 Jun 11<devilp> wait till you find out, she farts louder then you in the mornings.
1177jy17:16 16 Jun 11<enigma-> she hot or somthing?
<brewmster> enigma-: not as hot as drift-
1176znx20:47 9 Jun 11<sh4d0w> make an if statement
1175drift17:21 8 Jun 11<@jY> i mean that code makes me want to kick babies
1174drift16:44 8 Jun 11<+[Randall]> yeah enigma- you got me, and I do it in black and white with a sack'o'nickles and a pencil thin moustache
1173znx19:01 7 Jun 11<jY> "I <3 znx very much"
<jy> my password
1172drift18:07 3 Jun 11<@jY> i'm only gay for pay
1171znx21:03 2 Jun 11<enigma-> kut acn you prepare it with your vagina instead?
<kutzooi> Moist knickers
<enigma-> kut are you really hot and moist?
<kutzooi> yes and i wont stop till my vagina bounces off!
<znx> O_O
1170drift20:03 1 Jun 11<@brewmster> drift-: i'm a fake jazz fan
1169drift20:01 1 Jun 11<@brewmster> love the heat
1168drift20:01 1 Jun 11<@brewmster> drift-: no faker here
1167harddisk06:00 1 Jun 11<@drift-> i'm saving my $
1166harddisk20:53 31 May 11<dustybin> i think im wrong
1165drift22:39 26 May 11<drift-> id show him cool places
<drift-> south beach, miami beach ,and id drop harddisk off on "hallandale beach" all nude beach
<drift-> perfectly filled with 60 year old cocks running around playing volleyball
<drift-> south beach is topless tho :D
1164harddisk22:36 26 May 11<@drift-> i'm a cawk
1162flukex15:22 16 May 11<@jY> we are looking for a ops guy and a dev ops guy.
<@jY> i say guy due to the fact that women can't do this job
1161znx14:11 15 May 11<+[Randall]> i think legally in southwestern ohio, if you don't own at least one rifle per first floor window.... you aren't doing it right.
1160znx13:57 15 May 11<znx> do all the states all conceal and carry permits?
<[Randall]> not all of them
<kutzooi> no, but most of them are
<kutzooi> and all it takes is most of them...
1159drift15:24 13 May 11<@drift-> you going to looney bin?
<enigma-> this planet is a looney bin!
1158znx19:26 6 May 11<@kutzooi> I'm going to drink until I reboot!
1157znx19:49 4 May 11<jY> do i need to lie again?
1156znx20:27 3 May 11<s0le> i think you posted it in #linux-women, i dont see it in the other one
<@znx> #linux-women .. does that exist?!
<s0le> if it did, Jy would be there
1155drift18:00 3 May 11<jY> I'M AFRICAN!
1154flukex01:42 10 Apr 11<@brewmster> drift-: open a terminal and type "man man"
1153znx19:30 29 Mar 11<@brewmster> in canada, we just got the first tron in theaters
1152znx19:01 29 Mar 11<kutzooi> I do love a good Randal1ing.
1151znx12:46 29 Mar 11<varjagy> I didn't
<kutzooi> We all saw you.
1150znx22:12 26 Mar 11* modernbob quits [Quit: Leaving]
<kutzooi> Modernbob: AND DON'T COME BACK!
1149randall12:50 26 Mar 11<@kutzooi> Which one of you bastards did this to my camel toe?
1148znx20:01 23 Mar 11<jY> i'm a taco expert
1147varjagy13:07 23 Mar 11<RandallMe> let me find a screenhot program
<varjagy> print screen?
<varjagy> the button
1146znx12:50 22 Mar 11<square> * Dns unable to resolve address kutzooi.znx.no
<varjagy> you need to try harder
<square> DNSHARDER Unknown command
1145znx22:02 21 Mar 11<jY> that's not how you welcome squared, you say boobies
<squared> boobies!
1144drift16:45 18 Mar 11<Randall> drift-: i wish i could be you
1143znx21:43 14 Mar 11<jY> i stay hom cause i love my wife, i want to spend time with her
<drift-> OMFG, jY is she watching over your shoulder or something?
* jY looks around
1142varjagy20:01 14 Mar 11<@Randal1> jY: stfu you are making me suck
1141znx15:00 13 Mar 11<Chris2k> my irc client hung
<varjagy> hung like a horse?
1140drift18:34 11 Mar 11<brewmster> heat own
1139znx21:54 9 Mar 11<jY> znx: my big toe is sensitive
1138drift23:37 3 Mar 11<dustybin> if i ever get a netbook, archlinux is going straight on it
<dustybin> then i could go to McDonalds and hack people
1137drift20:12 2 Mar 11<enigma-> I owe my dealer $200, I hope he will take my lips for an even exchange...
1136drift20:11 2 Mar 11<devilp> Giants > J.E.T.S.
1135drift20:11 2 Mar 11<varjagy> I am gay for jy!
1134varjagy20:10 2 Mar 11<drift-> I ate a moose cock
1133znx18:16 26 Feb 11<McDuck> i wonder what show to watch on my return flight
<McDuck> from Moscow to Hong Kong i watched Air crash investigations
1132varjagy18:30 18 Feb 11* devilp is sick of java
<@znx> java sucks
<@kutzooi> java is a pile of bitch
1131znx20:25 16 Feb 11<znx> how big is yoru archive now enigma- ?
<enigma-> about 32 gigs all together
<kutzooi> so... much... filth!
1130brewmster14:16 15 Feb 11<jYPac> i like canadians more then Randal1
1129varjagy20:02 14 Feb 11<+johnny06> FluKex was da man
<@kutzooi> Well slap my stomach and call me an ass-numpty.
1128znx19:50 13 Feb 11<HardDisk> technically stoned
<kutzooi> The best kind of stoned
1127varjagy14:32 11 Feb 11<@jYPac> its my west side nick
<+devilp> WTF is jYPac
<@jYPac> here
<+devilp> oh as in packing...
1126randall02:09 7 Feb 11<jY> i feel like i should be having anal sex right now
1125znx21:55 4 Feb 11<HardDisk> you don't even see tits
<HardDisk> so you're invalid
1124sh4d0w16:21 3 Feb 11<jY> yes the mac has the best trackpad
1123varjagy13:59 3 Feb 11<@jY> devilp, describe how dns works
<+Randall> devilp: do it in adrift way
<+Randall> it asks teh motherfucking server what ip addess is donkeysales.com is and bam magic
1122znx21:38 2 Feb 11<@brewmster> znx: what do you use for USB hot plugging?
<varjagy> the USB port
1121varjagy23:35 31 Jan 11<drift-> i gotta get this cut paste shit down with mac
1120znx20:57 31 Jan 11<jY> real men do raid0 for anything over 10Tb
1119devilp00:27 31 Jan 11<drift-> i'm not trying that shit
1118brewmster03:14 29 Jan 11<drift-> shut up kutzooi
<drift-> u slut
* kutzooi goes to find someone more interesting to talk to
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